Pimped

Today I was pimped in the ICU. It was undoubtedly my worst performance ever as a pimpee. During this session, I guessed wrong so many times that toward the end, I was convinced that no matter what I guessed, it would be wrong — which it was. No language barrier could explain how poorly I performed. My performance was so poor that, afterwards, when I had to meet with the director of students at the medical school to discuss changes in my schedule, I feared that I was going to be expelled. Fortunately I wasn't. Oh, additionally, my resident, who I think is cute, was laughing at how bad my performance was. I couldn't fault her because I would have definitely done the same if I were in her position. I'm not gonna lie, I almost started laughing because I was doing so badly.

Good times. At least I killed the boards last month— that confidence boost should at least get me through the end of August. Guess I won't have to start succeeding until then. Dale...